Wikipedia Draft:Punit Jayanti

Punit Jayanti is a festival of drunks and bachelors and is one of the major festivals celebrated by college students. This day represents spiritual "victory of bros over hoes and riches over bitches". This festival is widely associated Mia, Goddess of Breasts, while some legends connect it to Johnny Bhaiya. Furthermore, it is, in some regions, a celebration of birth of Punit Bhaiya, and his instatement as the only governing power in svnit.

On this day the celebrants prepare their homes by stocking up alcohol, chakna and decorating their homes and workplaces with batlis (empty bottles of alcohol). During Punit Jayanti, people worship ceremonies of goddess Mia and her avatars and partake in community drinking, where daaru and sharaab is shared. It is said that giving donations on this day is greatest Daan-punya. People donate drinks to poor, to gain punya. On this day Punit Sarkar provides people with free Daaru and Porn.

The festival originated in svnit electrical department and is mentioned in early texts of "Punit Mishra bewafa hai" group. The fables say that about 500 years ago a great evil had risen, threatening ban on porn and sharaab. This evil, namely Pavan Atel, oppressed people and ruled over them with tyranny, while seizing all porn and alcohol from them. It was rumored that Pavan indulged in the seized treasure, while depriving the people of all hope. 300 years into this tyranny an Akashvani (oracle) was done that Johnny Bhaiya' avatar was fated to be born in the oppressed kingdom. In fear of losing his control and power over people Pavan started capturing and killing all new born babies of Bhaiya clan. He kept up this massacre for 20 years and became complacent, he stopped killing newborns and again indulged himself in porn and alcohol. On 11, August 1841, Punit Bhaiya was born in the Bhaiya clan, and as the oracle had said, a legend was born. Being an avatar of Johnny Bhaiya, he was fated to free the people from oppression of Pavan. He trained himself for his battle against Pavan and at age of 40, he fought the evil for 3 months (1 semester), and defeated him. From that day onwards Punit Bhaiya governs the people as their Messiah.