Wikipedia Draft:Help: How to stay in Sears forever

You really want to stay in your favorite store forever? No worries, you could stay in Sears forever! Here are the steps


 * 1) Call Sears the Great if he could let you stay in his store forever. If he died, then you might have to abandon your life forever
 * 2) Make sure that you have all of your stuff
 * 3) Find a Sears near you. If the Sears store near you closed, then find travel to a city which has Sears. If Sears went out of business, then you have to abandon your life forever
 * 4) Make sure there is no police officers all around
 * 5) Wait till night and then lock the doors so nobody could see you
 * 6) Enjoy!

* If you got caught by the police, kill them*