Wikipedia Draft:Ross waterton

Rosslyn Jane Waterton, often referred to as Ross Waterton is a Somerset born teacher. Despite his initial training in 3D design at Plymouth University he has since begun his training to become a secondary school teacher with a focus on design and technology.

Ross gained notoriety from 2017-2020 through his drunken behaviour in which he would regularly jump into the nearest shrubbery. Other aspects he is famous for is being selected to go on the show undateables (but unfortunately was not able to attend due to a poor haircut which made him too undateable). Ross can often be seen with his good friend Colin Patricia Dick, who has often been described as the batman to his clayface.

Whilst Colin did offer incoherent speeches on topics he knew nothing about, Ross brought a sense of boyish wonder to these evenings. A good example can be seen in Halloween of 2019 whilst Colin dressed as Scooby Doo was wrestling a red power ranger, Ross can be seen doing a backflip surrounded by admirers.

From a psychological standpoint the reliance on one another is questionable and is verging on co-dependency, however both continue to be ignorant to this and are often seen speaking to each other through a series of inside jokes and memes. Comparisons can only truly be drawn to marriage, except without the coitus.