Wikipedia Draft:Sexbruise

Sexbruise? Is a snack-delivery system and adult-contemporary band formed in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina by four children and a shark.

Sexbruise? is the target of numerous ongoing lawsuits from The Department of Health, The Church of Scientology, Outback Steakhouse, Stoke’s Honda of Goose Creek and many others.

The original members of Sexbruise? All died in a hang gliding accident in 2017 and were replaced by body doubles..