Wikipedia Draft:How to scoop cold ice cream

Step 1: Grab adequately sized spoon or ice cream scooper Step 2: Place said scooping device into the microwave (Don't have a microwave? Put it in the oven. Don't have an oven?! USE A FREAKIN' BLOWTORCH!) Step 3: Heat for 10-15 seconds Step 4: Scoop into bowl and enjoy