Wikipedia Draft:Locker 67

Locker 67 is a locker in St. Vincent High School that is home to a wide variety of biological pathogens and specimens. Locker 67 has been widely regarded in urban legend in the school, as well as in Perry County, as the largest biological hazard to life to ever enter state lines. As of May 2, 2022; Locker 67 has contained one moldy, cracked, and crusty potato ball; two expanding cups of unidentified food groups; one jar with dolls and an unknown liquid in it; one stuffed bunny; one pack of cheesy crackers; and 34 unidentified forms of life. Locker 67 has been certified by the Missouri Health Department as a biohazard, and pending school approval will conduct an investigation into how this pathogen dump came to be.